Handshake Simulator

Are you in need of the most accurate tool for measuring your social aptitude ever created?

Have you fell out of the handshake game and need something to set you back on your (arm) feet?

Whatever you answered to the above, it doesn't matter - this game is probably not going to help with anything. 

It is obviously known that only three types of handshakes exist in the universe; the ballistic broslam, the handy handshakeroo and the ferocious fistbump. Train yourself to become the top of the food chain and gather as much social power as  you can - but beware with more power come more hardcore handshakes. Can you handle the clout?

PS. Enjoy the soundtrack by yours truly.